This piece of shit movie is supposed to be about disenfranchised teens, the bonds of friendship, and sexual curiosity, blah blah, but I think it’s just an hour and a half of poorly acted, terribly scripted, rape. Or necrophilia, depending on how you want to look at it. First, I couldn’t get past the 20-something actors that are suppose to be high school kids.  It didn’t work on 90210 and it’s not working here. Second, given the averages laid out by this film, 100% of men — sorry, boys — who come across a bound and dead (or near dead) body of a woman aren’t going to try and help her, but are going to fuck her repeatedly. If only the girls at school would just spread their legs, then these guys wouldn’t have to fuck a living corpse, huh? I guess that’s another point this movie is trying to make, so pay attention ladies. And about this dead girl? Well, she’s not really dead in so much as she can’t die. Don’t even bother asking why or how she got that way because that kind of detail isn’t important. The important thing is, she’s naked and not really willing.

There’s not much to this one, so here’s your brief rundown. I’ll try to keep the hate and sarcasm to a minimum. Ricky and J.T., two slacker outcasts at school, decide to ditch one day and go drink some brews at an old abandoned mental hospital. So they break in and throw shit around. Then they discover the body of a woman, naked and chained to a bed. They think she’s dead, but lo and behold, she’s still alive. Ricky wants to do the right thing and help her or call the cops, but not J.T. He’s stumbled on a horny teen’s treasure chest. Ricky’s intimidated by J.T. and can never stand up to him, so he hangs his head in defeat and goes home, leaving J.T. there with his new toy. The next day, J.T. tells Ricky that the girl tried to bite/attack him, so he hit her over and over again. He even broke her neck. But guess what? She’s still alive. To prove his point further, he grabs the gun Ricky carries with him and shoots the girl. Still not dead.

J.T. falls into a spiral of possession over this girl, whose prostrate, bound, and naked availability has taken possession of him, and soon he stays there all day and all night fucking her. Ricky never wants any part of it because he’s in love with the JoAnn, the popular, pretty girl at school. So J.T. invites his buddy Wheeler to join in on the fun because Ricky’s being a total bummer about the whole thing. Hell, he even tries to free her at one point. What a pussy. Anyway, the jocks (including JoAnn’s boyfriend) then find out about this girl and come down for a piece of their own, only one of them gets their dick bitten off. It’s at this point that J.T. discovers that when the dead girl bites you, you become just like her. So, J.T. and Wheeler come up with a brilliant idea: kidnap a new girl, a new fresh, young, hot girl to get bitten by the old, stinky girl and then they’ll have a new rape victim. Yay!

So, after a botched attempt to snag a fat woman at a truck stop, they settled on JoAnn. This doesn’t sit well with Ricky, of course, who shows up to rescue her. He hacks off Wheeler’s arm with a machete and then the dead girl breaks free and attacks J.T. She leaves Ricky alone, however, because apparently she is cognizant of the fact that he was the only one who didn’t stick his cock into every one of her holes. Unfortunately though, JoAnn gets hurt in the process and is at death’s door. But J.T., always the gentleman, offers to bite her so that she can become a dead girl and Ricky can have her any time he wants. I guess Ricky is so in love with JoAnn that it’s just too good of a deal to pass up. The dead girl runs off into the night and JoAnn takes her place, and Ricky, who never wanted any part of the captive sex in the first place, plays to the statistics and becomes the new J.T. I will just assume he and JoAnn fucked lived happily ever after.

Man, what a horrible movie. I hated everything about it. It made me so angry. Even the artsy soundtrack. Here’s the goddamn trailer.